Your Weekly Horror-Scope
Tempers will be flaring today, Aries. Perhaps you rub a co-worker the wrong way, or cut off the wrong person in traffic. Did you make a pass at someone elses girlfriend? Run over their dog? Steal their mail? Either way, your sure to end up on someone's hit list. Lay low for a while.
A quick check of your bank balance might reveal that it's a bit lower than you expected, Capricorn. Did your wife take the checkbook and go shopping again? Did your kid get a little fast and loose with the credit card? Dont panic, im sure its nothing. You probably just forgot your recent car payments or something.. or maybe, you need to go on a family ass kicking spree.
Your doomed. nuff said.
Have you made plans to have a romantic interest come to your home, Leo? If so, don't rush to get ready. Chances are, your date is not what you bargained for. Look for any excess facial hair, or perhaps and adams apple. No, its NOT normal for a woman to have a size 14 shoe.
Get any last minute shopping out of the way fast. Or you may find yourself on the wrong end of robbery. Yep, a disgruntled ex employee, is probably going to try to take some hostages, so avoid the mall today.
Today the stars see you reading your horrorscope.
A gathering in your neighborhood could attract all your friends and many of your neighbors, Sagittarius. Is it time for a lynching already? Didnt we just have one last month? Well, get those crack heads, show em who's boss.
Everything may look wrong to you today, Scorpio. The house doesn't look right, the furniture needs adjusting, and you probably aren't happy with the way you look either. Did you put your contact lenses in correctly?
Be afraid, be very afraid. Your mother in law is coming. Consider yourself warned.