Sunday, January 22, 2017

a single gal at last

 every night ozzy went to the red velvet lodge. oooo buuubles

 Poor horsie is so bored and loney. why did ozzy even get her?

 the dog is afraid of everything. ozzy named him thor because when he went to adopt a puppy from his friend, one was hit by lightning. this one. chosen by the gods! and SCARED OF EVERYTHING.

 when he wasnt going to the vampire lounge he was going to parties. every girl he meets is taken. even the ugly ones. damn you nraas mod.

 while he was sowing his wild oats, mother passed away.

 well hello, never seen you before! got her all chatted up before learning that she too, has a boyfriend.. uuggh..

 well how about you, ugly nose? you got a boyfriend too? you dont? really? ding ding we have a winner! the only single girl in town!

 he immediately whisked bianca home before nraas mod decided to fuck with me. she fell easily to his advances. but if im keeping her, shes going to need a makeover

 and her personality is terrible. shes more afraid of everything than the dog! ozzys (dead) relatives visit often. if she cant handle a little ghost activity she isnt going to work out here.

 finally had ozzy take that horse back down and sell her. she won a race or two so her value has at least doubled.

 bianca wanted to go to egypt. . ozzy wanted to travel with bianca. so i sent them both on vacation. ive never tomb raided with a party before. it got things done much faster

 but for some reason, bianca couldnt sleep in the tomb, and ozzy could. so she stood around all night tired. game got a little laggy when they came home so i dunno if im going to be doing any WA adventures in this family, i dont need another ovevil problem

 saw this dog in field a short ways from my house. what the hell EA? this is not what dogs look like lol


 bianca still had a heart for beau merrick and ozzy had many hearts with many many people, so i had to fix that before we attempted to go steady. (or you get that stupid confess to cheating thing) so i sent her to beaus house to break it off.  he took it well but she seemed upset.

a clean state later and ozzy can propose! her personality is still horrible but after her makeover she is one of the hottest gals in town and he cant let her get away!

Friday, January 20, 2017

university days

altho i didnt have any particular need to send ozzy to college, i did anyway. he had enough traits to apply for 3 different scholarships. he met this lovely vampire his first day and made her his roomie

ok i know ozzy is crazy but... there is no one else in this class.. not even a teacher. is he.. imagining a class?

 his entire first term, he kept getting asked out by dudes. which normally wouldnt really be a problem, except that i checked his gender preferences and he isnt gay. but every single date call he got, dude

 another one. at least this one is sorta cute. i checked for attractiveness on every single one too, ozzy does NOT find dudes attractive, why do they keep asking hin out?

 this rude ass paparazzi fairy gave him chattery teeth, so ozzy gave him a face full of knuckle

 one of the locals ozzy befriended gave him a puppy! i hope i can bring him home with me!

 cmon, bring down a big one and squash that fairy!

 first term is over! he didnt quite have enough to get his degree in one shot, so hell have to come back. annoying as fuck, why did they do it like that?  and look he has his doggy :)

 he got home in time for snowflake day! half the damn town showed up

 he met elvira slayer at a party and they got along famously. but of course, before he could seal the deal, story progression mod married her off -_-

 back to college he goes. was kind lonley the second time around without his puppy to play with

 haha i  always wanted to turn that annoying llama into a frog

 he met this snazzy lady at a party and asked her to move in. she is now his steady girl. altho if she finds out how many romantic interests he has she might be a bit peeved

 second term, and hes STILL going to an empty classroom. why you raisin your hand? there is nobody there! nobody!

  flying colors, woo! he got a degree he doesnt need and wont ever use whoohoo! but at least he had fun :P

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

an untimley end

 Ozzy's last day as teen and his father dies.

 he then had to immediately leave for the prom. with no shirt on, apparently. ahh crazy sims

 he rolled a want to buy a horse for some reason so he impulsively bought one. hasnt interacted with it since lol

 he actually had a pretty good prom, and aged up as soon as he left the school. adulthood time!

 after graduation i made him ride his horse lol

 i had to see what havok he created in dystopia future. so i sent him there and was greeted by a huge pile of trash. he played in it

 and there were these rifts everywhere. he jumped in those too

 after goofing off all over oasis landing, i placed his mother's happiness reward on the lot to see if i could turn some of this random garbage into gold bars. and it backfired and turned him into a gold statue.. my heir is dead...

 get out of jail free card!! i always make my heirs carry a death flower for just this sort of reason haha

 so after being resurrected his lovely statue was still there. i wanted to take it home and put it in my house. cause thats freekin awesome haha

but alas :( it was not a gold statue of Ozzy when i returned home, but an ice statue of some gremlin thing.


Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Ozzy is shaping up to be an interesting fella

 father son dance off

 ozzy is a budding young witch, so he need to practice his powers. and since the paparazzi are apparently not going anywhere (celebrity is like a disease) he might as well practice on them.

 found a strange machine in his mother's room. are you sure you should be fiddling with that?

 Andromeda finally got around to asking Ozzy to learn how to drive

 didnt take him long either

 little Lilyth is actually kinda cute. maybe ill hang onto her as a backup

 Ozzy seems to be a future sim, which is weird, cause i dont remember anyone in this family marrying a future sim, so where did that trait come from

 Mandragora's birthday at last!

 now she and all the undesirables can GET OUT

 are future sims phones supposed to look so weird?

 ozzy went to the future and met one of his descendants. LOL look at this guy

 another descendant. ozzy had some fun having dew fights with his descendants. which for some reason inspired him to make a dystopia.

 he began working on that right away. let see how many meteors we can suck out of the sky!

mother threw a costume party. ozzy used this opportunity to convince everyone present that the sky is falling and we should toss garbage everywhere. dystopia achieved!