every night ozzy went to the red velvet lodge. oooo buuubles
Poor horsie is so bored and loney. why did ozzy even get her?
the dog is afraid of everything. ozzy named him thor because when he went to adopt a puppy from his friend, one was hit by lightning. this one. chosen by the gods! and SCARED OF EVERYTHING.
when he wasnt going to the vampire lounge he was going to parties. every girl he meets is taken. even the ugly ones. damn you nraas mod.
while he was sowing his wild oats, mother passed away.
well hello, never seen you before! got her all chatted up before learning that she too, has a boyfriend.. uuggh..
well how about you, ugly nose? you got a boyfriend too? you dont? really? ding ding we have a winner! the only single girl in town!
he immediately whisked bianca home before nraas mod decided to fuck with me. she fell easily to his advances. but if im keeping her, shes going to need a makeover
and her personality is terrible. shes more afraid of everything than the dog! ozzys (dead) relatives visit often. if she cant handle a little ghost activity she isnt going to work out here.
finally had ozzy take that horse back down and sell her. she won a race or two so her value has at least doubled.
bianca wanted to go to egypt. . ozzy wanted to travel with bianca. so i sent them both on vacation. ive never tomb raided with a party before. it got things done much faster
but for some reason, bianca couldnt sleep in the tomb, and ozzy could. so she stood around all night tired. game got a little laggy when they came home so i dunno if im going to be doing any WA adventures in this family, i dont need another ovevil problem
saw this dog in field a short ways from my house. what the hell EA? this is not what dogs look like lol
bianca still had a heart for beau merrick and ozzy had many hearts with many many people, so i had to fix that before we attempted to go steady. (or you get that stupid confess to cheating thing) so i sent her to beaus house to break it off. he took it well but she seemed upset.
a clean state later and ozzy can propose! her personality is still horrible but after her makeover she is one of the hottest gals in town and he cant let her get away!
altho i didnt have any particular need to send ozzy to college, i did anyway. he had enough traits to apply for 3 different scholarships. he met this lovely vampire his first day and made her his roomie
ok i know ozzy is crazy but... there is no one else in this class.. not even a teacher. is he.. imagining a class?
his entire first term, he kept getting asked out by dudes. which normally wouldnt really be a problem, except that i checked his gender preferences and he isnt gay. but every single date call he got, dude
another one. at least this one is sorta cute. i checked for attractiveness on every single one too, ozzy does NOT find dudes attractive, why do they keep asking hin out?
this rude ass paparazzi fairy gave him chattery teeth, so ozzy gave him a face full of knuckle
one of the locals ozzy befriended gave him a puppy! i hope i can bring him home with me!
cmon, bring down a big one and squash that fairy!
first term is over! he didnt quite have enough to get his degree in one shot, so hell have to come back. annoying as fuck, why did they do it like that? and look he has his doggy :)
he got home in time for snowflake day! half the damn town showed up
he met elvira slayer at a party and they got along famously. but of course, before he could seal the deal, story progression mod married her off -_-
back to college he goes. was kind lonley the second time around without his puppy to play with
haha i always wanted to turn that annoying llama into a frog
he met this snazzy lady at a party and asked her to move in. she is now his steady girl. altho if she finds out how many romantic interests he has she might be a bit peeved
second term, and hes STILL going to an empty classroom. why you raisin your hand? there is nobody there! nobody!
flying colors, woo! he got a degree he doesnt need and wont ever use whoohoo! but at least he had fun :P
he then had to immediately leave for the prom. with no shirt on, apparently. ahh crazy sims
he rolled a want to buy a horse for some reason so he impulsively bought one. hasnt interacted with it since lol
he actually had a pretty good prom, and aged up as soon as he left the school. adulthood time!
after graduation i made him ride his horse lol
i had to see what havok he created in dystopia future. so i sent him there and was greeted by a huge pile of trash. he played in it
and there were these rifts everywhere. he jumped in those too
after goofing off all over oasis landing, i placed his mother's happiness reward on the lot to see if i could turn some of this random garbage into gold bars. and it backfired and turned him into a gold statue.. my heir is dead...
get out of jail free card!! i always make my heirs carry a death flower for just this sort of reason haha
so after being resurrected his lovely statue was still there. i wanted to take it home and put it in my house. cause thats freekin awesome haha
but alas :( it was not a gold statue of Ozzy when i returned home, but an ice statue of some gremlin thing.