Showing posts from March, 2014

the world is fucking nuts

you cant have sex ed, you cant have condoms, you cant have birth control, you cant have abortions, you cant have child care.

but boner pills for everyone!

fucking nutjobs

calling all Simpletons/ ex- Simpletons

we are having a mascot vote and the polls are tied. so if you are a member, or used to be a member, come on by and give it a vote.

our mascot will be used in promotional ways, and/or our calendar pictures, and signatures. he will be the future face of Simpletons. there will be a girl too, but the guy needs to be picked first (and then HE will pick the girl)

so stop on by and check out the contestants :)

Mascot Contest Thread

waa its over

but im glad i logged in at the end. was just in time ot catch the amazing party(orgy) in the middle of town

 ^ that me. in the lower left corner. lady dark elf :)

Elder Scrolls Online- some tips and FAQs

hello friends! you may know that i have been in the last several ESO beta tests, so i have gotten a pretty good feel of the game by now. alot of people seem to ask the same questions in every beta, so im going to answer some of them here. if anyone has any further question,s let me know and ill answer as best i can! im no expert, but i have played all 3 factions and almost every race and class. so ive been around a little ;)

 first thing to always remember, explore. if you are a veteran of any elder scrolls game, this should come as a no brainer. but if you are from traditional mmos, this game might be a tad confusing to you. you WILL be rewarded for randomly exploring your environment. see that bookcase? it might have a skill book in it. every nightstand, cabinet, crate or barrel could have a useful item for you inside, so check everything. some rare items can ONLY be acquired this way, like new weapon style recipes.

 another benefit to exploring- treasure chests. you can find them …

space car!

i finaly got one! muahaha

i didnt know these things were so cool! i still have no idea how you are supposed to get one lol.
they can shoot lazers or go to space and create storms! and i can abduct other sims! teeHEE! i cant wait to try that.

there was an odd clone of my alien sim running around town, except she was a child. its possible i used a clone potion on her when she was a kid and i forgot about it.

well the clone was bugging me, so i added her to my household so i could master controll her into a different person.

well she had one of these bad boys in her pocket
mine NOW hahahaha

simmy bits

took my now futuristic alien family to egypt.. MAN was it fun! the new tech makes it easy to get around. no more having to control shift teleport everywhere.

 i love them holopets :)

 Dillon blowing a dew bubble.

 went back to the future (lol) and found these! unicorn turds?

or leprechaun hidey hole? found a pot of gold. whoopee!

random nonsence

my first plumbot! Mr Roboto.

 these holo pets are amazing! i want one for realz!

 Spooke got himself a ladybot. for companionship.

 and screw canes because being old and hovering is awesome

 Ladybot and ghost dog. such an odd combo

 been sims medievaling for a while now. determined to actually complete a game with better than bronze

 dont i even get a stick to bite on??

 i dont remember this knight but damn what a cool picture lol

 Queen Zeri of Malarky. she threw many a peasant to the pit.

 that wasnt a raisin...

 ahh this is the witch that you get to marry during that one quest. i didnt even really have to give her a makeover.

one of my wizards.

it just figures

we have all had out problems with the sims patches or EPs, im no exception. but for the most part, i havent had too many major issues that hindered gameplay. each time a new ep or patch comes out, i dread installing it because, i usualy JUST got everything working fine and i dont want it to get messed up again.

well now that i have ALL of the eps, stuff packs, and patches, my game is so screwed up and i cant fix it.. and there is NOT going to be any new patch or pack to come along and balance it out again.

im totaly screwed! ITF really screwed up my game. i love it tho, im not getting rid of it. the plumbots are so cool!! the holo pets are super awesome! i could go on and on. ITF- not negotiable.  the bugs it came with however.... i really wish there was an exterminator lol.

*sigh* so i spent my whole game having very little glitches (except after ambitions and i think pets, those glitches were HUGE) and now that its all over, im left with one great big one. i havent even tried uni ye…