Your Weekly Horror-Scope
Today is a good day for penicillin. You may find yourself on the wrong side of an angry husbands shotgun. Running down the fire escape nude is NOT a fashion statement.
lol ok, this was just a warm up, asa i havent done horoscops in a REALLY long time. these are not as funny as some of my other ones, but ill get back into the groove im sure. i hope you enjoyed this, and plese, entertainment purposes only!!! XD