who's yo daddy

well i had to do some work on this town alright. every household was packed to the rafters and the game was loading pretty slow. and i knew it wasnt content related because my other towns run fine.

first i made a copy of everyone i wanted to save and moved to a fresh save. but it broke my family tree even tho i have my graves :( and on top of that, they LOST ALL THEIR MONEY!. i wasnt having that. took 4 gens to make that money.

so i just went on a culling spree instead. i deleted most of the families in the town instead of sims i knew were directly related in some way or i just liked. my family tree broke a little, but better than being gone. and now it doesnt take ten minutes to open up the relationship panel. story progression needs to chill the fuck out a little. you dont have to stuff every house as full as possible, gees.

sebastian aged up, so its get the hell outta my house time for you

 Jalisa managed to set herself on fire. and since it was outside, the sprinkler system thing didnt work. i really miss the fire dept. we had to stand there for 20 minutes just waiting for the stupid thing to burn itself out.

 Tarian asked Jalisa out on date pretty often. shes dating her dead spouse. thats not weird at all.

 champagne being the naughty person she is, has been touring the town looking for men. lots of men. she sure likes men!

 she managed to woohoo with just about every guy in here.

 so the inevitable happened. shes expecting!

 her mother looks less than excited about being such a young grandma

 ha almost on cue she aged up. now she looks like a grandma!

 champagne went around to a few other houses to clog their drains up. she maxed mischief in no time

 every now and then jalisa stared at the water garden mournfully.  this is what took her beloved tarian away from her

a little fellow is born! devonte is his name.  looks like his father is some blond dude named gunner bjergson. so that means its time to go clubbing again. this baby machine isnt done.

 she met some more handsome men

 and a few more

and a few more. shes knocked up again for sure. i guess we will find out who the baby daddy is in a few days!

 little devonte isnt too bad! i guess if no better heirs present themselves, he will do

 he got to meet the doggy. this is dokidoki, dharma's replacement. shes got the look of dharma with a better personality. best dog forever

 winterfest rolls around again!

 this fucking idiot. this is my second maid, the first one did this dumb crap too. they just jump in the pool, get out and mop up their puddle. then jump in the pool again. all day. i was hoping he would die. its a blizzard out. but no, he took his money and left -_-

 tarian came over for winterfest! nothing like a visit from dead soggy dad to make the season bright. ugh. cant you wear a diaper or something

devonte wants a present! he waited up just to meet santa

 grandma spending some quality time with little devonte. she does most of the raising, as champagne is often 'too busy' to deal with him. jalisa is better at parenting anyway

 might as well learn some mixology, since you spend so much time in bars.

there is definitely another one on the way! who is the mystery father? we will find out next time!