toddler attack
so my guy (Nolen Void) is a werewolf and more or less homeless. his lot is just a pond and a few items, so i take him to community lots to fuck around and he can just lick himself and sleep on the ground. its kind of liberating and this guy is really fun so far.
but ONE night, as i took him to a park, i saw this army of fucking toddlers wandering into the lot. like there were SO many, i dont even know why there are this many toddlers in the town at all. and why is the game pushing them to community lots anyway? well i tried to ignore them, and sent him to sleep on one of the lots beds. well EVERY toddler piled into that room and screamed at him and woke him up.
so hes a werewolf and a nature living guy, i send him out behind the barn to sleep in the bushes. THOSE EVIL LITTLE FUCKERS FOLLOWED ME
they followed him all the way through the barn to the paddock out back and surrounded him and started screaming
he tried turning into a werewolf to scare the little goblins away but all they did was cry. sheeesh what is goin on in this town?
cant a man nap in the dirt in peace?





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