Autonomy experiment (or, our impromptu reality show)

in just about every sims game so far, i have done an experiment where i fill a house with a bunch of randoms, and sit back and see what they do. Usually, it doesn't turn out very interesting. so this time, we decided to spice things up a little, to get a bit more drama. now if only i could find a mod that increased accidental deaths? oh well.

 the basic set up is this. we (my daughter and i) made 5 sims, with traits we felt would be conducive to a dramatic environment.

Tad- douchey bro guy. bro, active, mean, gregarious

Kenzi- his slutty girlfriend. romantic, materialistic, evil, dasterdly

Kandy- Kenzi's teen sister. hot headed, jealous, alluring

Courtney- Kenzi's best friend. snob, jealous, mean, gregarious

Raheem- Tad's friend. self assured, squeamish, foodie, sincere

we tossed this motley crew into a house in oasis springs, but we needed to set the stage. relationships had to be adjusted accordingly, and Tad wanted to be leader of a group, so we made him one. club activities involved, whoohooing, starting fights, mischief, and other fun things. reading books gets you kicked out. (we're going for jersey shore here) and we made them some fun neighbors who will also be in the club. my two original sims from sims 1!

Snake- pot-bellied biker type guy who loves to party

Mooch- his drug-addled moochy friend who lives on his couch


we set up the mod to allow jealousy, but also autonomous woohoo, and turned them loose. the ONLY time either of us are to directly control a sim, is to make them sit in the confessional chair (for pictures) or to answer the front door. everything else they do, is their own idea.

things started out bland enough. everyone talking and socializing in the hallway for a few hours.

kenzi decided to work on her abs and took a swim

more chatting.. this is starting out to be a snoozathon

ooo whats this? tad is picking a fight with kandy for some reason.

he beat up his girlfriends little sister 0_0. the rest of the house ignores the scuffle.

night time is the right time! time to get this bitch started! kenzi poured some drinks

time for bros to get hammered too! everyone stayed up drinking and wandered off to whatever bed they could find that night

not much of interest happened the first few days

tad smooched kenzi, kenzi smooched tad, everyone talked or watched tv. zzzz. then we got the club set up, and invited snake and mooch over

they immediately made themselves at home. courtney hated everything about these two.

"ugh. those stupid loser from across the street just wont leave. tad parties with them so i guess he wanted them around but they are just so... gross! seriously, mooch has this weird smell that just wont go away. and snake is like.. SO creepy."

soon after, we find tad and raheem.. smooching? ok. thats a little unexpected what whatever. i guess they are better friends than i thought

he was immediately confronted by kenzi. they argued, and tad stormed off.

"how can he just.. kiss someone else? hes MINE! i dont believe him for one minute that he was just 'testing raheems breath mint' like who does that? if he thinks hes getting away with this, hes got another thing coming!"

that night, kenzi and raheem hopped into bed together... she didnt tell tad,  but it made her happy to know she had gotten her revenge. and had ammo to throw at him should she need to

"things are getting weird between me and tad, now that ive banged his girlfriend. i dont think she told him, but i  just cant look him in the eye without feeling guilty. one day hes going to find out, and hes going to kill me."

there was more minor fighting between kenzi and tad that day.

the rest of the house had to listen to them argue. kandy got herself some earbuds so she wouldnt have to listen to it anymore.

unfortunately, kandy wasnt bright enough to turn them off come bedtime, and she couldnt figure out what kept waking her up.

"omg the music in this room too!"

after checking every single bedroom for about 3 hours, she finally passed out from exhaustion.

"i swear, that music was following me, EVERYWHERE. its like, i went into a room, and there was music, so i left, but in the next room, it was there too! and everyone was sleeping so its like HELLO do you NOT hear this noise? ugh.. people are so weird sometimes."

"hang on someone is texting me.."

tad and kenzi slept peacefully thru  kandy's crisis.

but were at each others throats again the next day.

that night. she got into bed with mooch. with MOOCH.

"let me tell you something about tad. hes a jerk. you know what i do with jerks? i cheat on them. yeah, i said it. and he deserves it too. and then next time hes a jerk to me, ill cheat on him again."

kenzi seems to think i dont know shes banging every guy in the house. oh i know, alright. i just dont care. let her think she has some kind of power, whatever will shut her up for ten minutes. its not like i bareback that ho anyway. who knows what shes got."

the next day, courtney decided to confront mooch about it, since he wasnt exactly being discreet.

mooch started telling her off, loudly enough for the entire house to hear

kenzi intervened, begging them to stop fighting over her

"i love my girl, kenzi, but i dont know what she is thinking. mooch is NASTY. tad might be a jerk but at least hes hot. she needs to just figure out what she wants and stop all this sleeping around."

after her confessional, tad approached courtney and made fun of her big butt. 

he sashayed his hips and laughed at her.

"you know what? never mind, who cares if hes hot. tad is a douche."

after insulting courtney, tad went around back to shoot some hoops

he failed spectacularly.

he angrily kicked a trash can.

"look, that shit never happend, ok? just take it off the tape. i made a perfect basket, and i never kicked the trash can. did you delete it? cause ill check the tape."

tad went out to harass snake and raheem on the waterslide

"ugh.. sometimes, i get so tired of tad. i mean, hes my bro and all but he can just really get under your skin, you know?"



and then things got REALLY crazy.

raheem slept with courtney

repeatedly.

raheem slept with TAD

raheem slept with mooch.. damn raheem whats got into you?

"im tired of being the most boring person on the show!"

mooch went thru the trashcan once again, looking for snacks.

thne sat at the table with kenzi stinking up the place. she encouraged him to bathe. (more like threatened)

so he got into the tub and took a nap.

kenzi hear tad and raheem gossiping. was that about me? its about me isnt it? i KNOW its about me

and.. whos this guy? did someone invite him? when did he get here? o well