wrong number motherfucker!!

dear collection agencies. my name is NOT sarah gozert. i have not been, nor will i ever be, sarah gozert. i was not sarah gozert the last 300 times you called me, and i will NOT be her, the next time.

clearly she gave you a false number. she does NOT LIVE HERE! STOP CALLING ME!!!!
I DO NOT OWE YOU MONEY, SARAH FUCKING GOZERT DOES!! you can take your robocalls and shove right up yer shitshooter you fucks!